Who seeks shall find.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
After a storm comes a calm.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.