If you can dream it, you can do it.
Well done is better than well said.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
After a storm comes a calm.
Never complain and never explain.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.