After a storm comes a calm.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
It's always too early to quit.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Well done is better than well said.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Never complain and never explain.
Only the educated are free.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.