If you've got a talent, protect it.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Well done is better than well said.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.