The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Wherever you are - be all there.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
You never know what motivates you.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.