The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
If you think you can do it, you can.
After a storm comes a calm.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Who seeks shall find.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Only the educated are free.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.