Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Who seeks shall find.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
I can, therefore I am.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.