Either you run the day or the day runs you.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Only the educated are free.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
After a storm comes a calm.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.