Never complain and never explain.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
After a storm comes a calm.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
It's always too early to quit.
I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.