Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Know or listen to those who know.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
After a storm comes a calm.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.