Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
You never know what motivates you.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
I can, therefore I am.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.