If you think you can do it, you can.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
I can, therefore I am.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
After a storm comes a calm.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Only the educated are free.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.