Wherever you are - be all there.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Never complain and never explain.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.